ads


Mustered Lady - Menu

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Life lessons from Legally Blonde | MusteredLady.com

Life lessons from Legally Blonde

Life lessons from Legally Blonde


Life lessons from Legally Blonde


Apart from the fact that it is one of GLAMOUR’s favorite films, it’s dramatic and pulsating with so much excitement and life-lessons.


Here’s a few lessons we can learn from the movie:


1. Don’t be afraid to go to a party in fancy dress


It really doesn’t matter what the theme of the party is, what matters is that you look fabulous and possess the right amount of confidence. Trust me, if you adopt this when going for any party, even those who came prepared will give you a bow!




 



 



2. Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy and happy people just don’t shoot their husbands


Exercise! Exercise!! Exercise!!! I can’t over-stress the importance of this. When you exercise, you give your body the ability to function in a better capacity. And yes! Elle has rightly taught us-Exercise gives you endorphins and endorphins make you happy.



3. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not smart enough


No-one has the power to determine just how smart you are and if they can’t see it, show it to them. Don’t let anybody make you feel inadequate or dumb, you have more than what it takes to succeed.



4. Fluffy pens are cool


Oh yes! This happens to be one of my favourite because I love fluffy pens. They are soft and very easy to work with. They are definitely cool and if you don’t have one then you haven’t made a stationery fashion statement!



5. Bend and snap has a 98% success rate and, when used appropriately, has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation


 Uhm, it’s really simple. Don’t bend and snap except you’re doing it at the right time and in the right place. Don’t give yourself another reason to be seen as dumb if you bend and snap in the wrong place.



6. Orange is not the new pink


This is so very true! Don’t ever and I mean never think that orange and pink are the same. That’s a major fashion blunder and Elle has more than enough to say on that.



7. Diminished capacity is to negate mens rea


 I know right! You should totally caption this :)



8. Friends come and go – but your dog will love you no matter what


This had me laughing out loud. Twenty friends can’t play together for twenty years but your dog is always your dog.



9. Glasses DO make you look more intelligent


And if they tell you that you’re not intelligent enough, kindly put on a pair of glasses and prove them wrong.



10. A pink scented résumé adds a little something extra, don’t you think?


How can you go for that interview without a pink scented resume, C’mon! that’s the first rule on the list. Don’t be found wanting on this one.



11. Never trust anyone with a perm


Yes, a person with a perm has powers that you can’t gainsay nor resist so when dinning with them, make sure you use a very long spoon.



12. Don’t ever let a stupid prick ruin your life


Prick are everywhere and the simple truth is this-they are not worth it. Don’t give that prick a chance to come close to you and succeed in ruining your heart.



13. If a man notices that your shoes are last season Prada, he’s probably gay


So he told you the exact designer of your shoes, then trust me; he has to be gay…very gay!



14. Men can (sometimes) be big fat retards


I take exception to the use of  “all” because we have some really amazing men but uhm, without saying much, it’s no longer news that men can sometimes be big fat retards.




 



 



15. You must always have faith in yourself


No matter how big that dream is, if you don’t have faith in yourself, you will never achieve it. You must always have faith in yourself if you wnat to go far in life.









Life lessons from Legally Blonde

No comments:

Post a Comment

Blog Archive